I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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