I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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