Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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