Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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