Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
The ass gains better be worth it
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