Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We have started to decorate penises.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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