You surviving the open bar?
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Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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