never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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