Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He has the fingertips of a God
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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