yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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