why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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