porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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