I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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