we have officially lost it.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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