Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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