The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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