I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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