p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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