I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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