i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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