let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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