i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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