the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I wear drunk well.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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