Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
More tranny stories later!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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