I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The best revenge is premature balding
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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