Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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