Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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