Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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