I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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