My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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