I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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