I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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