i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm both gender and math confused
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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