Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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