What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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