That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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