she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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