yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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