i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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