just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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