Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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