Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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