Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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