David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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