just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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