You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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