I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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