if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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