It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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