I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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