I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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