do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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