My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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