That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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