He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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